Dear Diary,

MRW my parents and immediate family all bombard me all at once with…:

“I didn’t know you go to church.”

“You went to CHURCH?”

“I didn’t think you went to church.”

“Wait, I thought you were Pagan?”

“What’s THAT?”

“I remember that dashboard Jesus you had.”

….immediately after I tell them I went to UU church.

:/

2 thoughts on “Dear Diary,

  1. Oh, that is hilarious! Also, geez, have they never heard of UU? It’s “church” only in the loosest sense of that word.

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