Dear Diary,

Today is Wednesday, so today we honor Hermes:

I honor you, dearest Hermes, brave inventor, precocious, and quick-witted! One who can travel between worlds, all three and traverse boundaries. God of Speech! Messenger of the blessed Olympians! King of Logos! O’ lovely psychopompos who carries the herald’s staff, the kerykeion! Great Shepherd, one who intensifies fertility among the flock and guides the flock to safety. God of outsiders, rebels, and marginalized people!  God of athletics, exercise, and the gym! I honor and welcome you, dear son of Zeus and Maia!